Now I’m sure we have all heard it many times before, everyone is born with the same opportunity and if we put our minds to it we can achieve anything  be anyone we want to be.

Now imagine your a pair of thick socks, does the above still apply? I mean for starters your born thick, and you have no mind – unless of course you are lucky enough to become a sock puppet and then with a little bit of Disney magic you may get a mind, think pinocchio – so lets recap your born thick, you are called thick all your life and there is no real way to change, that doesn’t seem very fair does it?

No education opportunity’s , the only job on offer is to become a foot slave or even worse to be owned by a teenage boy and have horrible things done to you.

Please take 2 mins to think of all the thick socks kept as sexual slaves in teenage boys bedrooms.

Its about time that thick socks got equal rights , the same as woolen socks or the lucky socks over at socked who only grace the feet of the rich and famous. If you would like to donate towards a sock scholarship, which will allow one luck pair of thick socks to be put through the wash 1000′s times so that when they emerge they will be a thin beautiful pair of men’s cotton socks then please send us some cash in the post, you will receive before and after photos of your sponsored pair of socks and a letter of thanks, prices start from £2.50 a pair.